A Black Coffee Worship x Oakenthrone Collaboration
“You prayed for the coming of the floods,
Swept aside by the rising ichor,
Those rivers now run crimson with your blood,
Baptised in sanguine tides.”
— Oakenthrone – Litany of Proper Death
The gates have opened.
The fires burn.
And now, the Dittany of Crete blend descends.
Black Coffee Worship is proud to summon forth our latest, darkest creation: the Oakenthrone Signature Blend, forged in collaboration with the epic UK black metal band Oakenthrone. This is not your average brew. This is an astral binding ritual in a cup.
☠️ The Herb of the Void
Named after the mythical Dittany of Crete, a rare herb known in occult tradition for aiding astral projection and spirit evocation, this blend is a summons to the other side. Just as Oakenthrone’s sound tears through the veil of the mundane, this coffee is brewed to obliterate the ordinary and summon the beyond.
🔥 FLAVOUR PROFILE
Dark roasted to the point of combustion, this blend hits with an unapologetic intensity:
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Burnt smoke
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Bitter ash
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Bold body
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Lingering riffs of earthy darkness
Just like the relentless tremolo and blastbeats of Oakenthrone, this coffee does not hold back.
☕ THE UNHOLY TRIFECTA (as per our "666" Coffee Rating System)
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STRENGTH: ⚫⚫⚫⚫⚪ (4/6)
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FLAVOUR: ⚫⚫⚫⚫⚪ (4/6)
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BODY: ⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫ (6/6)
A towering blend of South American and Ethiopian origins, this is a ritual roast made to echo through your soul like a war cry from the abyss.
🕯️ DRINK TO THE SOUND OF THE THRONE
Pair your cup of Dittany of Crete with Oakenthrone’s latest offering:
☠️ AVAILABLE NOW
Choose your weapon:
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Whole beans for the purists
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Filter grind
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Cafetiere/French press grind
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Espresso grind
Roasted fresh to order. Always black. Never sweet. For worshippers only.
☕ BLACK COFFEE WORSHIP
We don’t serve comfort.
We serve ritual in a cup.
Read more about our “666 – The Unholy Trifecta of Coffee Rating” to understand the scale behind the madness.
ALL HAIL THE THRONE.
ALL HAIL THE BREW.
BLACK COFFEE WORSHIP.