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- What should a father say to his daughter every day? You're brewtiful.
- Words cannot espresso what you bean to me.
- What did the coffee addict say to his doctor? I don’t have a problem with coffee, I have a problem without it!
- I saw two coffee lovers arguing the other day. It was a very heated debate.
- Never make fun of a barista, they will roast you.
- A cappuccino walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “Hit me with your best shot.”
- What happens if you touch Dad’s coffee? You’ll be grounded!
- What do you say when someone gives you a Mr. Coffee Iced? Cool beans!
- What does a barista do in the morning? Rise and grind!
- That movie we watched was all froth and no substance.
- Why did Mr. Coffee call the police? Because he was mugged!
- What do you call a sad cup of coffee? A depresso.
- If this is decaf, we’re gonna have a latte problems.
- Some people lift weights. Personally, I prefer to French press.
- What did the director say at the end of the coffee commercial? That’s a frappe!
- When you’re craving a cup of coffee, always remember that the ends justify the beans.
- What did Mr. Coffee say when he went to space? “Bean me up, Scotty.”
- Who forgot to clean the coffee maker? Come on, spill the beans.
- What’s Mr. Coffee’s favorite film? A Mug’s Life
- Don't talk to Dad before he’s had his espresso or he’ll lose his tamper.
- Did you hear about the hipster who burnt his tongue? He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
- You spilled your entire cup of coffee? What's sumatra with you?
- Why did the coffee bean keep checking his watch? Because he was pressed for time.
- The craziest thing happened when I was drinking my coffee this morning. I had a déjà brew!
- Affogato to tell you something: You’re the greatest.
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