I'm a devoted disciple of the dark brew. Viking Blend is my eternal elixir. This coffee is the purest black magic. Bold, unholy, and absolutely transcendent. Each sip awakens the void within and sets my black heart ablaze with grim joy. On rare occasions when I feel mercifully celestial, I summon a touch of double cream and maple syrup. It transforms into a divine ambrosia worthy of the gods of Valhalla. Hail the brew. Hail Viking Blend.